Crap Valentine's Gifts: Clear Red Heart Paperweight

Who ever came up with the idea of a Red Heart Paperweight needs a very hard slap, or at least a bit of imagination. It's just awful! The cringe factor is off the scale!!

Now if anyone ever got me one of these then they'd probably end up finding it inserting it in a delicate orifice! I can think of better things to spend &14.95 on than a heart paperweight, may be a cheap valentines rose?

There's no real description to go with it. I'm not interested in convincing you to buy it. But if you, do blame me for the black eye you'll probably receive!



If you were dead-set on getting something red heart related then here's some ideas: