Valentines Gifts For Crap Boyfriends Or Girlfriends

Is your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife just a crap lover? I don't mean in bed as that'll just be cruel, but do you wind them up and say they're just a rubbish husband or something? If you do, you should get the "Shite Lover" Turd from Home And Garden Gifts for just £10.28!!

I'm not entirely sure how they'd react so make sure you've got them something nice as well, like some red roses or some Valentines Chocolate. But if you want to live dangerously then go ahead, try your luck ;-)